Sperma Cinta Milik Aku

Assalamualikum boys and gugurls. eceh, macam ramai je nak baca blog ni! 

actually the pictures had been publish on last night. gara2 shu, tertekan kot. haha. so sorry if you opened my link but there is nothing to story. sorry sorry! 

just wanna tell you that i had used my another RM 50 voucher on this ! bertempat di Pusat Persatuan Pelajar, UTeM. check this out!!!

my new hobby! minat baruuuu! LEJEN PRESS. what is lejen press? ia adalah sebuah
Syarikat Penerbitan Bumiputera Oleh 2 Anak Melayu Yang Lejen. pertama kali aku follow @terfaktab kat twitter dan aku rasa mereka ni mampu memutuskan urat kentutku dan kembali mnyambungnya semula. bermulalah hari2 aku dengan tweet dari terfaktab dan lejen press. retweet dari kawan2 pon aku layan. nawaitu mmg nak habiskan voucher. so alang2, best jugak ni kalau ada seketul dua buku lejen..


nak try la konon. try punya try, pergh menggelupur pulak aku gelak gila vav* ! kwn2 sekeliling aku paham lah kenapa aku gelak klau dok pegang buku sperma cinta ni!

what? SPERMA CINTA? does it sound soo lucah? haha. this is not lucah man. this is what people call AWESOME! 

woww. seriuslyyyy. baca punya baca, the 1st page of the book make me laugh like devil! even though i am an angel. hehe. 

im falling in love with this SPERMA CINTA, written by Aku Linglung. broo, you win broo. no other book can make me laugh like that broo. macam nak menangis dalam kegembiraan tau baca tau tak! hahaha.please guys, get it one. 100% sure you will not be regret :)

yang lain tak baca lagi, so i can't promote them to you.

 

the way he express his feeling is just like cool! aku suka penulisan yang begini walaupon penulisan pertama linglung bertajuk Keluarga Saya mendapat kritikan hebat daripada guru mata pelajaran Bahasa Malaysia dan rakan sedarjah beliau. sumber : bekas guru beliau. 

haha. kepuasan! ya, aku puas giler. dah tak tau nak guna ayat apa lagi ni. -.-

sambil2, jom usha gambar!! gambar aku & shu kat sekitar bangunan FTK. 

kenapa nampak kurus ni? haha joke

shu, kami kumpul minat yang sama

shu with angus himself book!

shu beli buku ni hari isnin. start tu lah jatuh hati kat linglung bila dia tego kitorang. dia yg tegur taw,. macam kitorang lak celebriti. dia tak. haha. punya peramah. kitorang tak tegur sbb kitorang maluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. aw!

 

baju kurung gambar semalam. the fact is, kami pergi ke booth lejen press isnin, selasa dan rabu! nak usha linglung punya pasal!!

 and the most bestiest part is this

 

bergambar dengan linglung dan isteri, cikgu Vee.

so sweet taw mereka ni!!!!

balik sumpah aku senyum lebar gila dan sepanjang perjalanan, me and shu tak sudah bercerita tentang dia. ahaks. gelak laju2 sebab kitorang happy tahap menjerit-jerit dalam kereta. #ahhkebenaran kadang2 memalukan utk dipertonton di sini

 

dan yang ini, mahal! :)

engko hado?

susah nak jumpe. dont jeles. bahhahah

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There is always a Bad News behind a Good News!

assalamualikum......

what a lovely day of yesterday!

i dont know how to start but, ok guys. aku baru je balik dari kelas electromagnetism n electric circuit. penerimaan ilmu agak kurangs hari ni memandangkan, tak fokus! yeah.. lagi2 nak belajar magnetism. HAHA satu kelas insyaAllah tak paham kot. sampai ada yang tertido dalam kelas. hahahhaa #kelakar lah!

i will not go further on today's news. i wanna talk about yesterday!

yesterday was awesome! #abah kau awesome. -.-'

bangun pagi dah lewat. alah bisa tegal biasa! setakat bangun 7.30, 10 minit kemudian dah ada kat kereta! dah biasa brooo. nak tau rahsia, PM aku. hakahahahatuihh. pergi kelas dengan mata sembap as you know it well (well? tu pon kalau kauorang baca entry sebelum ni)

masuk kelas, the good news is shu and my idea, fridge alarm terpilih untuk dijadikan realiti. means, untuk mini project kitorang sem ini. yang jadi tak best ialah bilamana someone tu really mempertikaikan that chosen project meanwhile nak project dia terpilih jugaks. haiyaa bro, come on. aku tak kisah pon mana2 projek. janji ade.

another good news, encik farriz belanja kfc! yeah, serius. tapi jadi tak best bila, before his class aku pi melantak makan nasi kat cafe. lupa punya pasal -.-
jadilah aku muncit untuk sehari suntuk. nasi + kfc! 

lot of pictures,make me easy to describe my feeling. hihi.

good news, kenyang tahap ular sawa melingkar tengah jalan sampai kene langgar lori. then otak pikir tak payah keluar duit bila makan kfc. hihi .. tapi yang jadi tak best ialah, aku di saman! ye, SAMAN. lepas kena saman sebab tak letak kupon parking pergilah dengan segeranya aku dan kak nurul ke mbmb! fuh, RM10 melayang kan daripada RM30. macam tak payah je encik farriz belanja kfc tadi. hakhak. 

good news, time2 drive tadi ada lah yang jerit PINKKKKnyaaaaa! kat my gojes. bangga you know! sampai kembang2 hidung. hihihi. tapi jadi tak best bilamana, anta shu g dobi and what was surprising me is when the black saga or ape tah kereta tu, reverse his car and suddenly hit my baby gojes pink! i showed him my middle finger kot! geram punya pasal, i angkat tangan tanda marah je, not middle finger la der. hihi.


the man said sorry and wanna blame me yg kat situ tak boleh parking! what the la kan, aku dalam kereta kot memerhatikan sekeliling and not sooooo alert when he reversed his car. bukan dengan niat nak parking pon. he looked like stupid driver when i recovered yang banyak gila calar kat kereta dia! huh! tu pon mau salahkan aku lagi
but alhamdulllilah, tak menjejaskan kejelitaan my gojes pink kancil. ahaks

petang, niat nak turun training but...... no friends and i fell so tired. tired to face a lot of drama these day.. 
good news lagi.... thuhiihi. tetiba boy ajak wayang. bagai kehausan dahagakan air. aku pon desubbbbbbbbbbb, naik kereta dia ke destinasi impian. hakhak. dari penat2 tadi terus happy balik! :) tapi jadi tak best bila wayang yang kami tengok tu buat aku nantuk!  -.-'

lovely boy.

lovely hana. ahaks

 

so, this is my storyy. i ready to make the conclusion : there is always a bad news behind a good news. sigh -.-!
salam

Hard Feeling

what's wrong with me. 

fell unsafe, pathetic, moody. i just want my normal life. since the 1st week of semester 2, i got toooo stress of being a student, a friend, a person who nowhere to go, a daughter and a part time blogger. #yang last tu mcm takde kene-mengena. -.-!

just arrived home from Perjumpaan Bersama Penasihat Akademik.

watching they walking up on stage to take their penghargaan make me fell so sick.

yes i am sick to watch others victory, honest !

jealousy, the best reason..

why not Allah choose me to me among them? i am not blaming Allah, subhanallah. He knows the best for me. i just asked myself, why Allah do not choose me to be around that excellent people?

i have so many reasons on why i was not that person yang ber'dean list'. 

# malas

# exam schedule tak susun best which was they put all the papers on a week. i have 5 papers fyi. no break, no rest. friends know me well, study just a day before exam. #My bad, i know

# i had learned bahasa jepon for a semester but there is nothing i can proud of. i can't even remember the 'huruf' of japan language and what the shit is when bahasa jepon was 2 credit hours. soalan punya susah macam dah 3 tahun belajar jepon. then, really kacau my pointer!

# still have an exhibition of project on study week!

# still have assignment to be complete on study week! -.-

# i was from matriculation so...... i have no idea how to continue my ayat. ok bai

# and whatever bla bla bla !

keep questioning, why i was that bad in exam but continuously build the reasons to deny my unsuccessful result.. (weh, padahal result dah lama keluar) pening kan saye ni.. ya, nak seribu daya. taknak, seribu dalih! 

dah lebih bermotivasi. while typing this entri, it was take too long to finish this last words. the above sentences are just coming up when my mind is too messy. and the ending of this entry, sound like yeah, i am done with the hard feeling and now happy and legaaaa! hehe. thanks to someone who remind me to Allah's planning. thanks sebab pujuk saya balik sebelom saya sempat terjun katil. :)

p/s : awak asyik tertanye-tanye kenapa awak tak terpilih untuk menjadi yang terbaik, tapi dalam masa yang sama awak buat alasan beribu untuk menidakkan kegagalan awak, adil kah?

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. 

sama2 kita renungkan. salam

Cleverbot jadi Stupidbot

bosan bosan. main2 dengan cleverbot. sekali nyah, fuh. terkejut mak! 

me : melayu?

stupidbot : cina.

me : india

stupidbot : I live in India too

me : tadi kl ni india. (sebelom ni dia kata asal dari KL)

stupidbot : bila masa aku cakap wahai babi. 

me : #jilaka!

 what this cleverbot thinks until it used this term, 'wahai babi'?

hahahahha